*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

GUESS WHAT I HAVE!?

A JOB.

*CACKLES AND GETS APARTMENT READY FOR PEST SPRAY TOMORROW*

.... Also. I broke my phone. Hopefully, with a "job", this will be remedied soon. I am lonely without my phone.

psychopathic_kitties: *NEEDS TO SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE*
hide: DAMMIT
hide: I WANNA WATCH HSM NOW.
hide: -BLAMES YOU-
psychopathic_kitties: YOU NEED TO WATCH THE NOW YOU KNOW VERSION WITH ME.
psychopathic_kitties: THESE BLURBS ARE AWESOME.
psychopathic_kitties: And then I wouldn't have to pause repeatedly to tell you useless information.
psychopathic_kitties: REALLY DISNEY?
psychopathic_kitties: YOU THINK WE DON'T KNOW THAT?!
psychopathic_kitties: "Troy Bolton is played by Zac Efron!"
psychopathic_kitties: NO.
psychopathic_kitties: NO WAY.
hide: NO.
hide: OMG
psychopathic_kitties: REALLY?
hide: THEY'RE LYING.
psychopathic_kitties: I KNOW.
psychopathic_kitties: THERE IS NO WAY THAT ZAC EFRON COULD PLAY TROY.
psychopathic_kitties: TROY IS SO MUCH HOTTER OMG.
hide: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT.
hide: THEY NEED TO GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT
psychopathic_kitties: DUH. *ROLLS EYES*
psychopathic_kitties: WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO SAY NEXT, THAT VANESSA HUDGENS PLAYS GABRIELLA?
psychopathic_kitties: PFFT.
hide: PROBABLY.

I feel dirty.

SO DIRTY.

*shudders*

Karma's going to kick my ass, I swear.

I'LL FIX IT THE INSTANT IT IS FIXABLE. BUT I DO NOT SEE WHAT I WANT ON THIS LIST. D< 

asd;kfj;laskfak;lkj h41ph !5 63773r 7h4n n0n3...

Gotten pretty ridiculous.

I bootleg so much. SO MUCH. Because I'm poor and imported CDs cost you your first born child.

So I really have no room to speak.

But I'm offended... OFFENDED!... when Cinema Bizarre's new album is leaked the day before it's release date? I feel the inexplicable urge to take up arms and... be one of those really elitist bastards who are like 'TWU FANZ BUY && NEVAR DWNLOAD!'

.... I feel dirty.

SO DIRTY.

Although, it DID get leaked on Strify's BIRTHDAY, and they DID have this problem with My Obsession. And look how THAT never got released as a single.

..... It's still weird for me to feel this way.

*coughcoughHappyBirthdayStrifycoughcough*

Edit: And now I feel the need to get a CB ICON. REALLY NOW? *sigh*

... And, sometimes, everyone could do with the message these brave little carrots send out to millions of people. Around the world.

.... Language is no barrier....





( The Meaning of the Message )

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN IT. WATCH IT AGAIN.

I haven't seen you in a while. Because I fail at updating things. Or just life in general. But it's all good.

SO NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED. At all. I mean it, srsly. BUT I am getting really sick of chatting people up and being like "WHOA THIS INFORMATION IS NEW WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?" and they're all like "Dude. LJ." And I'm like "Oh. Well. >.>"

So, remember like a couple months ago before shit started happening in my life when I was actually ON LJ and I commented on everyone's journal entries and you guys commented on my journal and shit HAPPENED and I was all on top of that? Yeah. We're gonna try to go back to that.

But easier said than done. Bad habits die hard. THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE MY NUMBER SHOULD TEXT ME AND HELP ME TO REMEMBER THAT I LOVE LJ. Because I actually really miss el-jay.

And so my friends page isn't so overwhelming, I think I'm gonna go knock some of the stuff off of there I don't follow anymore. Like Hetalia. LOL. WHY is Hetalia on my FL? Don't ask. And then... hold your breath for this. I'm going to ORGANIZE my FL.

*heartattack*

Of course, this is all hypothetical, if I can remember to keep myself motivated. Halp, yeah?

I GO SLEEP NAO. Satan's spawn has drained me. And I didn't get any sleep last night due to MC being TOTALLY CREEPY in my room last night.

Okay, no, I won't go to sleep. I'm going to write what MC was doing for posterity. And to inform whoever cares about such hilarity. 

Yesterday was Tookey's birthday party, so I went over there to chill with Brandy, and it was all good. Until they played Rock Band for like 6 hours. I hate RB after more than an hour. I was in HELL. But when I got home, I was hella tired, so I went to bed straightaway. LIKE THREE HOURS LATER, I wake up, and MC is IN MY ROOM, with the light on, looking at my calendar and feeding my fish again. Creepy. Way creepy. And after that, I couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up. And she was like "8D I'm cleaning the kitchen! DID YOU SEE I WROTE ON YOUR CIGARETTES?"

No kidding, guys. She took like three cigarettes off of my nightstand and wrote "Cold, lonely, and sad" on them. Really. Now my cigarettes taste funny. VERY CREEPY, MC. VERY CREEPY. And emo. Whatev. And then they had me watch Heather's spawn for the morning. And the instant Heather comes back from work, I am SO in bed.

Other minor dramaz have happened, but... that's the most interesting right now. I'm going to watch CourtTV (TRUTV IS THE LAME. VIVA LA JUSTICE! ><) with MC until Heather gets back to take care of her spawn so that I can sleep.



..... OH.

Cinema Bizarre is the SHIT.

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says. That is how hardcore I love this band. It's like God personally crafted this band for the sole purpose of pleasing me. They are PERFECT. For me. You don't like it? That's your deal. But it's like.... Duuuuude. *shakes head* MADE for me. And the fandom's so nice. <3

And usually I'd be more like "Oh, I like this band, but they're kinda corny so *BLUSH * OMG GUILTY PLEASURE~!" just cause I don't want to hear other people tell me that my taste sucks. Not in this case, buddy. They are so everything I want that I don't care if you hate CB with a burning passion. I really don't. I LOVE THIS BAND.

Viva la fucking Strify. (And Kiro and Shin and Yu and Romeo.)

<3

(And I still need to change my layout. And catch up on everything that's happened in the jrock fandom while I've been off LJ. The only thing I've heard about is Meev's baby. And her name. *facepalm*)

*FANGIRL SCREAMSIES*

OMG! SEIJI IS STILL THERE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!




.... I really need to make a proper update. >.>

Well, right now, I'm indulging in one of my greatest.... semi-guilty pleasures. How much I like Instant Star should not be legal. Really. Alexz Johnson is HOT. So, because I'm sitting here and watching season 2 and waiting impatiently for season 1 to finish downloading (UNSWEET SIXTEEN. I NEED YOU. RED HAIR. I NEED YOU.) I've also been listening to the season 1 soundtrack all day. And having a slight love affair with Alexz Johnson's voice. So. I guess... you should listen to that. Because I actually bought it. At the mall. FYE. It was embarassing. But worth it. For me. Probably not for anyone else. >.> Because I'm weird. BUT IF YOU LIKE IT, GOOD ON YOU.

Oh, Alexz~ <3

Beautiful People is even better than iCarly.

I knew this before, but it hits me full force when I watch it.

.... I love this show. I love the Logo channel.

iCarly is amazing. o_o I love it.

.... SamxFreddie. Please.

And it distracts me from stuff that is happening.

I have discovered that if I sit in the little quad... courtyard thing in my... apartment bunch.... on the stairs.... I GET GREAT INTERNET! YAY OMG. Sitting out in the open with random scary looking people walking by is so nostalgic. It's like being at the Trans house again. Except I don't have those old people across the street. Good for anti-spying... bad for the view. They had a nice house.

So, Ken totally leaves this morning, after mooching off of us for... what... like 10 months? Damn. He stayed longer than Darnae. I still miss living with her. D8 Anyway. He's totally leaving in like four hours. And I've already called dibs on the TV. We're talking DMC4 all afternoon, baby. On a TV bigger than a tissue box. I'M NOT SAYING THAT I DON'T LOVE MY TV, JENNY. I DO. HOW ELSE WOULD I WATCH MY PIERROT TAPES? But you just can't fully appreciate Dante and Nero unless you're on a big screen. And I haven't had the TV for months. Ken hogs it. OMG VIDEO GAMES.

I'm out of cigarettes. The store across the street does not open for another 40 minutes... but even then, I think I'll be too lazy to go and get some. I told MC I'd go with her to drop off Ken, so methinks I'll just have us stop by on the way home. Yeeeeeeah. If I find my ID. Stephen's not working there anymore, and Brandon has night shifts mostly (that's when I see him, at least) so I actually HAVE to bring my ID. XP I'm feeling lazy today. Online applications it is.

I need to change my layout. =/ Why can't I ever just be satisfied with ONE layout and stick to it? aiienzo 's had the same layout since I started stalking her I've known her. And that's been a while. Mmm. I did like that old Saga one. Too bad I don't still have it. It was bad-ass. And I like... never got tired of it. Mmmmm.

Video Spam. This is my life. <3

FUCK. MY. LIFE.

WHY can't people be like the Orgy Cult? Or like Laura? WHY IS THIS SUDDENLY MY FAULT?

LISTEN CLOSELY, EVERYONE. 

I FLIRT LIKE I BREATHE.

JUST BECAUSE I MAKE CONSTANT JIBES AT GETTING IN YOUR PANTS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I ACTUALLY WANT IN YOUR PANTS. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS. YEARS!

Y.E.A.R.S!

So just because YOUR life is crap and I'M being a good friend and trying my best to help you through all of it does NOT mean that I'm going to jump right in your bed because ~*~you want me~*~ (Okay, that sounds really conceited, but THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED AND I AM ANGRY.)

I. Don't. Care.

And NO. I am NOT changing. I'm FINE just the way I am and damnit, I LIKE MYSELF. So just because YOU are somehow retarded enough to not see this WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AND YOU KNOW ME, then;lfkajs;ldfkj; FUCK.

*goes off to sulk*

JUST BECAUSE MY RELATIONSHIP IS OPEN DOES NOT MEAN I'M A TOTAL SLUT.

I have a new laptop. This should make accessing the internet a whoooole lot easier. So you guys should be seeing more of me again.

And I'm fully planning on having a "WHILE I WAS AWAY" segment with all the pictures I've sense taken on my phone.

Anyway. His name is Karyu.

<3

*whispers*

It's peanut butter birthday time~ <3 I'm 20!



*huggles and loves on about a billion times* AND I LOVE YOU, TORICHU~ <3

Our internet has finally been shut off.

MORE AS I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

"State your name and business."
"..."
"State your name and business!"
"No."
"State your name and your fucking business!"
"No! YOU state your name and YOUR business!"
"My name is Brittney, and I'm here to find out your business!"

/insanity

Laura and Jenny are about to pick me up for partytiemz down by the river, and all I can think is "Yo que vivo in a VAN down by the RIVER."

Which cracks me up as repeatedly as it did when daisukifirst wrote it.

I don't know why. ._.

I AM A GIRAFFE ON QUICKSAND. My mother is the quicksand. If not for her, I could couch hop my way to okay-ness, a new job, and a new apartment.

D8 That's not very nice.

 

I love my mom. <3